Am gasit asta pe un site de torrente … Nu spun care ca e secret
Lectura placuta.
Well, this is how it started…
LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING IRC
*God has entered the room*
God: sup peeps
God: whoah wtf no1s here
God: k fine ill just make sum scripts n a BG n stuf
6 Days Later
*Adam has joined Earth*
*Eve has joined Earth*
*[G1mP]Squirrels|LeetsauceLOL has joined Earth*
[G1mP]Squirrels|LeetsuaceLOL: i think this is the wrong srvr sry
*[G1mP]Squirrels|LeetsauceLOL has left Earth*
God: k, adam, eve, im tired
God: btw, you can surf the web n stuf with my internet - just don’t visit apple.com, cuz it is pr0n n u wil b hukd
*God is now known as God|Resting*
Adam: y helo thar Eve
Eve:
*Di4bl0z1427 has joined Earth*
Di4bl0z1427: d00d check this site out
Adam: ?/
Eve: ???/
Di4bl0z1427: http://anonym.to/?http://www.apple.com
Adam: idk, is it pr0n? im at work
Eve: mebe, y dun u chek it adam?
Adam: [00:12:05] God: btw, you can surf the web n stuf with my internet - just don’t visit apple.com, cuz it is pr0n n u wil b hukd
Di4bl0z1427: he wuz j/k
Adam: o rly?
Di4bl0z1427: ya rly
Adam: k
Adam: OMFG THAT WAS PR0N
Eve: WTF DLBAO?!!1!1?!
Di4bl0z1427: LMAO@U
*Di4bl0z1427 has left Earth*
*God|Resting is now known as God*
God: WTF ADAM
God: jesus one fscking directon
God: that wuz all
God: 2 bad u lose mod privileges
God: n i am puting some n00bs under j00r ruleit wil not b fun
*Cain has joined Earth*
*Abel has joined Earth*
*Cain kills Abel.
*Abel has left Earth*
God: WTF ur blacklisted
*Cain has left Earth*
God: k n i am puting some new mods now
*Adam has left Earth*
*Eve has left Earth*
*Moses has joined Earth*
*God is now known as God|AFK*
*PeopleOfEarth has joined Earth*
Moses: k, godz afk but he gayv some rulez - rly just no flaming n troling n stuf, b nice n stuf
Moses: n then he will upgrade the room
PeopleOfEarth: o rly?
Moses: ya rly
PeopleOfEarth: wtf i dont believ u, ur jk
*God|AFK is now known as God*
God: GD ur suposed to folow moses, hes a mod
God: ur BAND 4 40 yrs, only Moses gets to see the new room n kickaz skinz
MUCH Later…
*Council has joined Earth*
*Pplz has joined Earth*
*Barabas has joined Earth*
*Mary has joined Earth*
*Joseph has joined Earth*
*Pilate has joined Earth*
God: k ur mod is gun2 b Pilate cuz he hijacked the forumz
Mary: joseph
Joseph: sup
Mary: im preggers
Joseph: WTF
Mary: it was God
God:
Joseph: mod abuse ftl
God: b kewl or i boot u
Joseph: k
*Jesus has joined Earth*
God: this is my kid, i gave him mod privileges
Jesus: Y HELO THAR
Joseph: sup
Mary: hi2u
Barabas: LOLOLOL U ALL SUK!!!!!! PILATE IS GAY
Barabas: LOLOLOL U ALL SUK!!!!!! PILATE IS GAY
Barabas: LOLOLOL U ALL SUK!!!!!! PILATE IS GAY
Barabas: LOLOLOL U ALL SUK!!!!!! PILATE IS GAY
Barabas: LOLOLOL U ALL SUK!!!!!! PILATE IS GAY
*Barabas has been banned from Earth by Pilate(WTF Barbaras, WTF)*
Jesus: k wel u al have2 lisen 2 me cuz i am ur moderator
Council: wtf u r not u spoile dbrat
*Council has been removed from Earth by Jesus(I AM UR MOD)*
*Council has joined Earth*
Council: k i help pay for hosting - Pilate u either boot him or u can have no room
Pilate: wtf man cmon
God: uh, banlist is bout 2 ful and im gun have clan scrims in here - its against satan n hes an asshat so i end up banning him
God: so we need to keep 1 space ful
Pilate: oh wel jesus dun hav2 b banned den
Council: f dat, let Barabas back in n ban jesus
Pilate: wtf, barabas? hes a scrub
Council: o maybe u dont need my hosting moniez
Pplz: WTF WE WUNT BARABAS u wun2 cut off hosting money pilate?
Pilate: ugh
*Barabas has joined Earth*
Barabas:TOOLS
*Jesus has been banned from Earth by Pilate(rly sry)*
God: oh, WTF
God: BTW satan wusd out, he had homework
God: so now that you banned my son, as long as you acnkowledge dat he wuz band for u, none of u ever have to b banned again
-THE END-
Ideea in sine este… hai sa nu zic geniala, este draguta, cu toate ca ceea ce scrie acolo aduce foarte mult a blasfemie.